Dog Logic 1

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,

he will not bite you; that is the principal difference

between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

My dog is worried about the economy because Chum is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise . -Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous